Really, he's still not that into you

Okay so the first post of He's Just Not That Into You was a success. Here's what we have from February. And no, I can't actually WAIT until February to post it. I'm impatient. Get over it.

February 1
Calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house, baby. And it's cold outside.

February 13
If a dude isn't calling you when he says he will or making sure you know that he's dating you, then you already have your answer. Stop making excuses for him, his actions are screaming the truth: He's just not that into you.

February 17
Greg says:
We may try to make you think differently but we men are just like you. We like taking a break from our generally mundane day to talk to someone we like. It makes us happy. And we like to be happy. Just like you. If I were into you, you would be the bright spot in my horribly busy day. Which would be a day that I would never be to busy to call you.

February 21
Why rush? It's only been five years. He's going to know you so much better after ten. And you have all the time in the world, right? You know, in case after ten years he decides he's still not ready. I hate to tell you this, but here's why he feels rushed: He's still not sure you're the one.

February 22
Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted. And when you do move on and find your right person, believe me, you're not going to wish you had gotten to spend more time with Stinky the Time-Waster or Freddy Can't-Remember-to-Call.

February 24
Seemingly Innocent Words and Phrases that Can Also Be Used For Evil

FRIEND
What it should mean: I would never do anything to intentionally hurt you.
What it sometimes means: I'm just not that into you.

February 25/26
Instead of praying: "Dear God, bring me someone fabulous," try: "Dear God, make me into someone fabulous."

February 27
Hey. I know that guy you're dating. He's that guy who is so tired from work, so stressed about the project he's working on. He's just been through an awful breakup and it's really hitting him hard…. He is a man made up entirely of your excuses. And the minute you stop making excuses for him, he will completely disappear from your life.